When in Vietnam, who needs cultural dance performances and boozy nights in karaoke booths when Star Movies provides even the cheapest rooms to rent with back-to-back Diane Keaton films?
Upon closer inspection of these intellectual studies directly exploring the true nature of the human mind (I refer to 'Country Baby' in particular), one shocking revelation was made - Diane never ever shows chest. In fact, she goes out of her way to ensure every polo neck and shirt is tightened to its limits for maximum neck-cover.
Her followers are many, but true devotees make the pilgrimage to Mecca - D.A.L.S.T.O.N. The acronym standing, obviously, for Diane Always Loves Shirts Tight On Neck. As a follower, I decided to interpret this peaceful religion in illustrative form:
Upon closer inspection of these intellectual studies directly exploring the true nature of the human mind (I refer to 'Country Baby' in particular), one shocking revelation was made - Diane never ever shows chest. In fact, she goes out of her way to ensure every polo neck and shirt is tightened to its limits for maximum neck-cover.
Her followers are many, but true devotees make the pilgrimage to Mecca - D.A.L.S.T.O.N. The acronym standing, obviously, for Diane Always Loves Shirts Tight On Neck. As a follower, I decided to interpret this peaceful religion in illustrative form:
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